storm warning

storm of the century my ass. so much hype attached to the one inch of snowfall that is now covering the earth. where are the other 39? i counted down the minutes left of work today by writing way good raps about this storm, i literally cheered all the way home about this storm, even our soda bottle caps told us "high tail it outta here" and "hide out for a few days", and all i get is one inch? really? i've never been so let down

one thing this supposed storm was good for was an opportunity to all gather at cyds and talk about who was knocked up by who, who was marrying who and the real reasons why, and who punched who in our graduating class. thank you springville high.

if i wake up and don't have to create a tunnel to get out of my front door i'm going to replace the chief meteorologist.