is there a reason you're driving around with your high beams on?

i just am thinking a few things about a few cities.

mapleton- STOP hiring cops. you have enough. actually, you have more than enough. everyone seems to know that but you guys. most recent example: being pulled over for having "high beams" on. did you think i would fold under the pressure and present you with pounds of illegal things by asking me why i wasn't wearing my seatbelt, when i clearly was? or are you just an idiot? each one of you is just itching to make the bust of the town, and go down in mapleton history. so go ahead, shine that flashlight all inside my car, ask me if that's alcohol in my water bottle, and cross your fingers that you are going to be able to use your handcuffs for the only time in your whole career. it's pretty irritating how you all are upgrading to brand new chargers from all the ridiculous tickets you've given out. i could go on for hours about all the stoopid mcop stories. just ask gavin, he's been pulled over like 15 times here, and he's not even a resident! i can't help but think of all the ways i could cause some real mayhem and give them all something to do. if you find yourself driving around mapleton remember a few things. do not speed. turn your brights off five hundred feet before oncoming traffic. and if you're wearing gray, you might need to remind them before they finish writing that seatbelt ticket.

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