knock knock

i got a visit the other day.. no it wasn't my aunt flow, she came a week or so ago and the whole world knew it (if you don't get that joke i don't know what to tell you). it was karma who paid me a visit. gavin, you pay special attention, this karma came from your way. so my dad called me out to the garage, i went out and in his hand he was holding my 2 25 cent (that's 50 cents) piece satchel i got from di. he asked me, is this your bag or one of your friends, i thought nothing of it and told him it was mine. his face immediately turned to a concerning look and said, "why were there condoms in it?" i forgot it was my father asking the question because i never really thought he'd be asking me such a question so my response was, "so i don't get pregnant why else?" i only let that one simmer for about a millisecond because his concerned look got worse and worse and i was pretty sure there would be an explosion. then i quickly explained to him that they were leftover from a practical joke, he seemed to understand so i started walking back into my house to put an end to the awkward moment. as i was walking in he said "they were the real huge ones anyway" i didn't really know what he was trying to accomplish with that comment except for making my stomach turn. why is this karma you ask? why do i have condoms in the first place i'm sure you're wondering? long story short like 2 years ago i feel like, not quite that, me and gavin were bored, went to wal mart, pretended to be in love and got condoms, put them on kates car while she still worked at sonic, hid in the bushes and watched her reaction. remember that gav? who put these balloons on my car! so that answers the second question, and as for the first. well that night i told gavin that i had left one in his car. why is that a problem? his dad was taking his car the next day. we were like 16 and 17 i feel like and so it seemed a little bit of a bigger deal then. anyway he freaked out real bad and i let him suffer through the night and the next day i told him it was a joke. i just thought he'd probably appreciate this. karma, you're a bitch. so are you aunt flow.