next season please

what i decided is i really don't want to talk about other cities that piss me off because then i will probably just try to hibernate again. i don't want to talk about how colds linger for however long they want or that my right ear is going deaf and my jaw keeps popping in a way i cannot explain, i swear someone punched me on the right side of my face while i was knocked out on nyquil. i wouldn't be surprised if it was myself, what with these crazy dreams i've been having. what i really would like to talk about is things that bring sunshine into my life. besides nyquil.

speaking of dreaming, i'm pretty sure i dreamed that i did a blog post, and i don't know if it was while i was dreaming that i realized it was a dream and i should do the post in real life, or if it was when i woke up, but i don't remember what the post was about now. and i don't even remember if i just made all of that up.

mario kart. nintendo 64 style AND wii style. you know why? cause wii has way more fun battle games but the racing is way more fun on the n64. i've been so immersed in this that while driving home from gavins tonight i saw something in the road and i literally thought it was a banana and swerved around it so my car wouldn't spin around and i'd lose the lead right before the finish line. i'm really not even kidding. it was awesome.

pork tacos from costa vida. cause you don't have to order extra meat, and you don't have to go easy on the ranch.

taco amigo. always.

watching snookie get arrested on jersey shore. seriously so funny.

mostly the thing that gets me through work, and just life right now in general is thinking and planning for the summer. i have mixed feelings with giving summer super hype. but it's really just inevitable right now. i'm sure you all agree with me. also just the fact that i have an ipod again and pink friday keeps me from trying to drink my bottle full of staples i collect on my desk in my cubicle. i have some shows right now to watch so maybe i'll share later what plans i've come up with so far. so stay tuned.

mostly i just like to end like that to keep you all on your toes, and excited. i know you're all dying to hear what i have planned. i just know.

over n out.

is there a reason you're driving around with your high beams on?

i just am thinking a few things about a few cities.

mapleton- STOP hiring cops. you have enough. actually, you have more than enough. everyone seems to know that but you guys. most recent example: being pulled over for having "high beams" on. did you think i would fold under the pressure and present you with pounds of illegal things by asking me why i wasn't wearing my seatbelt, when i clearly was? or are you just an idiot? each one of you is just itching to make the bust of the town, and go down in mapleton history. so go ahead, shine that flashlight all inside my car, ask me if that's alcohol in my water bottle, and cross your fingers that you are going to be able to use your handcuffs for the only time in your whole career. it's pretty irritating how you all are upgrading to brand new chargers from all the ridiculous tickets you've given out. i could go on for hours about all the stoopid mcop stories. just ask gavin, he's been pulled over like 15 times here, and he's not even a resident! i can't help but think of all the ways i could cause some real mayhem and give them all something to do. if you find yourself driving around mapleton remember a few things. do not speed. turn your brights off five hundred feet before oncoming traffic. and if you're wearing gray, you might need to remind them before they finish writing that seatbelt ticket.

stay tuned for more cities

ohh yea

also, this is the coolest thing i've seen all week.

tip: go to choiceshirts.com and search cats. they have one of the nicest selections i've ever seen.

triple threat

let me know if it gets more wolf'ed than this.

aaaand i'll probably top it.

anyone vote to make that real?

it went under!

one of our attempts of blowing up utah lake during it's frozen state.

i forget how good beyonce is sometimes. does anyone else feel so lightheaded after singing with her?

i want to write poems. people who write poems are funny. but i'd rather rap.

i'd rather be a con artist than a file girl.

i got 99 problems and my whip is one of em

guess who saw the red white and blue last night? i'm not talking about the flag. i'm talking about sirens. from a cop cah. weea weea woo weea weea wo, like a cop cah. seriously, the po-lice be on me. obviously they all had a meeting where they decided if they saw a red cr-v with a wolf sticker, pull it the hell over. it's a really good thing he pulled me over on a bad day, or else i don't think i could've put on the show i did. i know that all he had to do was look at my face and know that giving me a ticket would ruin my life. full on waterworks, full on pleading, full on desperation. i even managed to slip in a joke when i accidentally handed him my debit card instead of my i.d. and told him he could just go get some dinner with it and we could forget about this whole thing. i swear when they go back to their cars all they do is play online poker or something cause it takes way too long, and if they win they don't give you a ticket, but if they lose they get all pissed and write you up. during that time i thought about abandoning ship and just running right into that powerplant i was parked next to. or just making a run for the mountains. obviously i don't need my car anymore, since all they do is pull it over, and obviously i don't need an i.d. if i'm on the run. good thing he appeared back into my window at that moment. guess what? he must've won his game. no ticket. cruise control is my new best friend.

everyone keeps saying whoa. if you don't believe me then check your blog titles.

i can't sleep fer shit this week. maybe you've noticed cause all my comments on facebook are at like 2 in the morning. if you're being sketchy and need a ride, then give me a call cause chances are i'll be awake. even if you're in idaho

c'mon cr-v

yes officer, you can pull me over. i swear i was going 80 and not 97. i don't think my car can even go that fast. we're going to the hot pots. i shouldn't have said that. we're going to visit our sick grandmother. i shouldn't be wearing this beanie and wolf coat. we don't party sir. five miles til our exit. good thing i paid that parking ticket. yeah you can act like that tool of a motorcycle cop that i didn't notice trying to pull me over, who could while listening to rihanna anyway? how dare he even pull me over while my favorite song is playing. no, i won't pull over till my song is over. sure i'll take that seatbelt ticket sir, but no i will not put my seatbelt on. sure i'll take this speeding ticket highway patrolman. no, i will not tell my dad. i will try not to eat it and spit it out. i will pay it on the last day possible. you will ruin my christmas. or my bringing christmas, rather. highway patrol and motorcycle cops don't mess around. yes i will go to traffic school. no i will not speed anymore, so stop following me so close dammit!

yes car, you may start after ten seconds of dying noises. yes closest gas station you may be out of gas. no car, you cannot make it on that highway. no car, you can't even make it down the street. yes anna, you may rummage nearby sheds, find a gas can, and walk to the only other gas station in mapleton. no you cannot call your mom. good thing you stole allisons ipod today, and good thing she has pink friday. and good thing mapleton is a tiny town, and you're not in silver city. and good thing you look really sketchy right now.

yes tire, you may be flat. you may be one hundred percent flat today. yes i will open my car door and run my thigh into the corner. check out that bruise. hey dad.. i've got a flat tire. yes, my tires are under warranty, yes my new tire was free.

should i continue to drive? do i want to find out what's next in my bad car luck?

i really don't know.