guess who saw the red white and blue last night? i'm not talking about the flag. i'm talking about sirens. from a cop cah. weea weea woo weea weea wo, like a cop cah. seriously, the po-lice be on me. obviously they all had a meeting where they decided if they saw a red cr-v with a wolf sticker, pull it the hell over. it's a really good thing he pulled me over on a bad day, or else i don't think i could've put on the show i did. i know that all he had to do was look at my face and know that giving me a ticket would ruin my life. full on waterworks, full on pleading, full on desperation. i even managed to slip in a joke when i accidentally handed him my debit card instead of my i.d. and told him he could just go get some dinner with it and we could forget about this whole thing. i swear when they go back to their cars all they do is play online poker or something cause it takes way too long, and if they win they don't give you a ticket, but if they lose they get all pissed and write you up. during that time i thought about abandoning ship and just running right into that powerplant i was parked next to. or just making a run for the mountains. obviously i don't need my car anymore, since all they do is pull it over, and obviously i don't need an i.d. if i'm on the run. good thing he appeared back into my window at that moment. guess what? he must've won his game. no ticket. cruise control is my new best friend.
everyone keeps saying whoa. if you don't believe me then check your blog titles.
i can't sleep fer shit this week. maybe you've noticed cause all my comments on facebook are at like 2 in the morning. if you're being sketchy and need a ride, then give me a call cause chances are i'll be awake. even if you're in idaho
dude i liked this
ReplyDeletei was in idaho
ReplyDeletei would like to point out that the word that the thing made me spell to prove that i wasn't a computer was "pheque"
ReplyDeletesay it outloud.