pokey things

there are two spiders living in my bathroom. i know its kinda gross. but i just keep putting off killing them. because they never move. they made little webs and they just hang out in them all day. they're always in the same place when i go in there at least. i just feel like they really enjoy their life right now, and their perfect spots, and i just feel bad messing up their lives, well, essentially ENDING their lives. if you dont like spiders, and your name is ali, then probably dont read this part because it is "an awful thing to say" but lately i've just been thinking about getting a pet spider. like a real big one. i know, i cant believe i'm saying it either, but i just thought i'd throw it out there to a select few. even though you select few already know, so whatever.

THE POINT IS that SINCE i am UNABLE to OWN A PET, i realized that i can own plants. so let it be known that i am going on a rampage. and it all started with my venus fly trap. i would show you a picture....... but its dying and i'm embarrassed. so i'll show you some of my new cacti that i got today. 

these are my three tiny tiny little baby baby ones. they are cute.

this one though, this one is pretty mean. it's freakin way pokey, i've felt it's wrath a few times. one of those freaking pokers even got stuck in my arm. it hurt. i still love this cactus plant.

i'm just making sure you understand how insanely pokey it is.

if these cactus follow the trend of my venus fly trap, i'll feel.... my heart will feel more dry than a desert. do you like them or what?

attempt failed

i tried to write a new post. i wrote some sentences. then i realized i hate blogging. and i hate all of you. thats not true at all but i hate most everything else except for venus fly traps, cats, cactus, wolves, bonsai trees, wolves, cats, tissues with vicks, nyquil, puzzles, cats, if you're reading this i probably like you, i might love you, and i probably might hate you. im just kidding i just wanted to say probably and might together. i cant think of anything else i love. cause i think my heart shrunk. 

on sunday i played a cat. as in acted like i was a cat. because im five years old. and im seriously messed up. i've just been having pretty bad cat withdrawls due to the fact that im catless and haven't played with any other cats, so really i cant function properly, or at least to the point that i usually can which im sure doesn't meet the requirement of properly. so i jumped on the couch that my mom was sitting on, and began to meow and lick my 'paws' the conversation went as follows

mom: im seriously taking you to the doctor

me: i know exactly what he would say

mom: what

me: GET THIS GIRL A CAT!!!!

i think i might need to step up my game and refuse to speak english, and demand my food be served to me on the floor. i think if i do that my mom will just tranquilize me.

a puzzle club is to be started. shirts are included. as well as good times, good conversation, good music, good snacks, and good puzzles. pledge your membership. 

a fire bug just bombed me. that means it was on my ceiling and it flew onto my arm. i got real pissed, said some things, grabbed it, and threw it at my wall. its still alive. i fed some to my venus fly trap it was way fun. why are there so many freaking fire bugs right now.

oh, look, i just blogged.

to whom it may concern

for halloween this year i have decided to be a ghost. now im not talking sheet thrown over me with a couple holes. im talking a legitimate ghost. this means, that i will not be seen by anyone on october 31st. for whatever reason i feel like that day is going to be a very bad day for me to be out and about and im going with my intuition on this one. at this point im not concerned with sounding crazy, so i'll let you know that i'll most likely be locked away in some sort of place where no one can find me. i know this may be upsetting to some of you. and some may be freaked out. maybe a mix. just trust me on this.

yours truly,

anna