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i tried to write a new post. i wrote some sentences. then i realized i hate blogging. and i hate all of you. thats not true at all but i hate most everything else except for venus fly traps, cats, cactus, wolves, bonsai trees, wolves, cats, tissues with vicks, nyquil, puzzles, cats, if you're reading this i probably like you, i might love you, and i probably might hate you. im just kidding i just wanted to say probably and might together. i cant think of anything else i love. cause i think my heart shrunk. 

on sunday i played a cat. as in acted like i was a cat. because im five years old. and im seriously messed up. i've just been having pretty bad cat withdrawls due to the fact that im catless and haven't played with any other cats, so really i cant function properly, or at least to the point that i usually can which im sure doesn't meet the requirement of properly. so i jumped on the couch that my mom was sitting on, and began to meow and lick my 'paws' the conversation went as follows

mom: im seriously taking you to the doctor

me: i know exactly what he would say

mom: what

me: GET THIS GIRL A CAT!!!!

i think i might need to step up my game and refuse to speak english, and demand my food be served to me on the floor. i think if i do that my mom will just tranquilize me.

a puzzle club is to be started. shirts are included. as well as good times, good conversation, good music, good snacks, and good puzzles. pledge your membership. 

a fire bug just bombed me. that means it was on my ceiling and it flew onto my arm. i got real pissed, said some things, grabbed it, and threw it at my wall. its still alive. i fed some to my venus fly trap it was way fun. why are there so many freaking fire bugs right now.

oh, look, i just blogged.