stuff.

i have some things that i'm going to do. as soon as the weather permits so. i want to talk about them. because if i put them in writing, then i have to do them. so here is number one.

canoe across utah lake.

the first problem with this is, i only have a blow up canoe. i love it so much, but i don't feel confident enough to take that across, i think i value my life a little more than that, just a little. then i found a solution. i was driving around, and then i saw a canoe in someones backyard. it seems pretty deserted. so i was thinking, what if i just took it? let me finish. what if i just took it, in the cover of the night, used it to conquer the lake, and then returned it with like such a happy note and maybe like... some treats? some baked goods? or like some sort of gift? do you think that would be ok? i do. the problem is i'm like always on workavoidingdrives and i can't remember where i saw this canoe at. i'm sure i could find it again though. also the old man across the street has a canoe i'm pretty sure actually, maybe i could ask him if i could borrow it. that seems a little bit more civilized, plus it's the least he can do since i helped him shuck about five hundred ears of corn for some like weird block party thing once. but that plan sounds not as fun, and he is weird.

i don't want you guys to worry about it. because i have a golden compass, and i think that's all i really need. life jackets will be involved, yeah sure, and i'll choose the least windiest day. because utah lake gets so crazy in the wind. and it'll smash me into... the... rocks. and i'll make someone come with me. any of you want to?

utah lake, prepare yourself.