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how close to rock bottom is eating a mcdonalds kids meal in my bed after a whole day of watching jersey shore/grey's anatomy? i don't know. my mom was hanging out with her sister all day so i had to take advantage while i could! i'm pretty convinced that i need surgery for something. not only am i convinced, but i actually sort of want one. is that weird? mainly i just want to be a patient at seattle grace, so i can ask george why he's so spastic and why he hasn't gotten a haircut yet. does he get a haircut? don't tell me. i've been thinking about pets a lot lately. i decided that i'm just not meant to be petless. i just barely looked at the album of rosie that my sister has up on fbook (what's with everyone getting notifications on their phones these days? no one ever gets on chat anymore. i need to move on) i cried. i miss her. i want a new pet. i need a new pet. i'm thinking about letting bugg live in my cubicle. i wonder what people would think of that. ew, not in my cubicle, in her cage in my cubicle. what if i let her loose at work? hahahahaha. ew. ew. ew. hahaha. that would be so funny and terrifying and disgusting. i have to go to lunch with the ladies at work tomorrow. at least it's on the company's dime. everyone who was stuck doing the shitty work at the expo gets to go to it. i think i'm the only one who actually enjoys the expo. maybe because i actually feel somewhat important. if you don't know what the expo is, it's an irrigation expo where tons of weird people come and eat lunch and walk around and go to booths and classes. some of the highlights this year: when the health inspector was coming and they made me run around and fix everything before he saw it. then someone told me my hot chocolate was too watery. and i forgot to wipe out a cooler before i used it to mix tang. hahaha. sick. i scooped out all the floaties though. i really hope they don't find this.. i drank a mix of coffee, hot chocolate, and sugar all day. (i brewed it, might as well drink it) i took home two boxes of soda pop. someone called out my "boss" for teasing me. it was a way good time. i wouldn't mind a couple more rainy days. we need a good power outage. do those even happen anymore? they are the best.