love me some john locke

this made me laugh so freaking hard. locke is the man. and a straight up doofus

kittens save lives.

i've wanted to blog all weekend. i've written out like ten post in my head. but now that i'm actually doing it i can't remember all that i've wanted to say. kinda like when you're all wanting to bear your testimony and you go over things in your head and then you get up and you're like wait.. i'm up here? i know that like half the people that go up open with lines like that, but does anyone ever say things like actually i forgot what i was going to say, and sit back down? can you even do that? i feel like you'd get in trouble. like someone would come get you and be like you actually can't do that, you have to go back up. maybe that's why no one does it. or maybe no one does it because people aren't generally as weird as i think they are. someone try it.

my mom just called down "anna, bring the kitten up dad's playing with an imaginary one." i don't really know what that means, but i'm gonna go check it out. maybe i'll be back.

screw mcdonalds. my dad made me go get him a treat so i went to mcdonalds to get one of those new frozen lemonades they're always screaming about. then they were like actually you can't have one cause we are out. so i was like ok can i have a snack size mcflurry and they were like yeah i guess so. then i gave them a twenty, and they gave me change for a ten. so that sort of sucked because i didn't notice until i got home. and all this mcflurry is, is oreo dust sprinkled on a tiny cup of soft serve. and it sucks.

so i was supposed to go camping this weekend with my friends at a place called crawdad canyon just outside of st george. seriously sounds like my kind of place, crawdad canyon? yeah. so then my period was creeping up on my and i tried to take birth control to stop it but then melissa was like you will actually die if you do that and i will tell my mom and ali on you so then i stopped but it didn't matter because i was too late in taking it anyway. so i decided not to go and was pretty distraught about it. but the upside was i got to babysit this kitten all weekend. oh yeah. about this kitten. it's sort of like the sisterhood of the traveling kitten. we were at the sketchy allens in provo getting jesus candles because they have like a whole aisle full of them which doesn't make sense but it's awesome. then we came out and these people were like can you please take this kitten so duncan called his mom and was like i'm bringing this kitten home and she said no but he did anyway. and now it just takes turns between my house and cyd's house. and i have no idea how we still have it, but we do and he is so sweet but the is also the devil. you should see my hands, they are torn up. but i freaking love him, he kept me from losing my mind this weekend. seriously. i didn't leave my house. my mom even told their waiter that he should go out with me so i don't play with cats all weekend. thanks mom. and ali was on gchat but she would never talk to me. we watched a bunch of movies such as: teen wolf, the craigslist killer, justice for natalie holloway, (lifetime movies, obviously) kick ass, and this awesome 90's movie called airborn. it was basically a mix of DCOM (disney channel original movie) johnny tsunami and brink. you know it sounds awesome. there's this rollerblade race that seriously blows the one in brink out of the water. it's on netflix.

the other night i was looking at summer camp counselor jobs because i think that i would make an ideal camp counselor. i emailed some places, and they emailed me back. then i started getting crazy and found a bunch of jobs at this KOA lodge by mt rushmore. the description sounded awesome, so i tried to email them but then gmail was all this is actually not a real email address. so i don't know what the deal is, but i really want to be a water slide attendant there. maybe i'll call them.

i don't have anything else to say really, this is already too long. i'm glad the jarman's made it to NC, it was touch and go there for a minute.

balance

i feel like today was a pretty well balanced day. i stayed at work until 6 because i felt like it, that never happens. i went to taco amigo with gav for lunch. best. i informed the bank about my lost debit card. i did the dishes and i did my laundry. i curled my hair even though i didn't go anywhere. i made a playlist called "run bitch" and i ran. it consists of no doubt and nicki minaj and it rocks. i hate running. my take on it was i'll run if i'm being chased. but i'm forcing myself to love it cause everyone is always raving about it. so maybe i'll get there one day. plus when "roman's revenge" comes on and eminem starts screaming i feel like he's chasing me so i run faster. i'm pretty excited for nicki's superbass music video to come out tomorrow. that's one of my favorite songs of hers. even though she gets pretty raunchy sometimes she's still like seriously the best and i wish i was going to see her and britney this summer. i read some. i ate a banana. i watched part of pretty in pink. 80's movies are the best. maybe i'll even get to bed at a decent hour. or maybe i'll stay up and do more awesome things. who knows. i feel good about today, and i just feel good in general. this whole endorphin business is no joke. and tomorrow i'm going to eat a donut.