trouble

(don't let that smile fool you, we're not yet on the best of terms but we share a room. the spider, not the doofus.)

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dreams out of my dreamcatchers and stuffedanimals jurisdiction.

crap.

pa pa pathetic

no one really knew just how noooot good of shape i was in till i just evaluated myself. let me tell you how it went, i did really bad. so then i got mad and went to town on the punching bag and then i realized i was going to pass out. so i sat down for a long minute, and then got on facebook. even though no doubt was a good partner, it wasn't enough. i suck. i need to get ready for summer adventures. so you'll see more of this from me, only i hope it won't be as bad as this. that's all.

bug

caution: if you don't want to hear about the latest addition in my life, then discontinue reading NOW.

i walked in my bathroom the other day, and to my horror i saw a sick spider rannin around. i got all freaked out and pissed. and then i stopped, and laughed at myself. because i realized that what was sitting in my room was about fifty times its size, with fangs. that's right, i told you all about it right? how i wanted a tarantula? well it's time to check that one off the list. my sister gifted me it for turning 19. i have been terrified of it for the last few days, like very terrified. i've been thinking about holding it ever since i got it, just never worked up enough courage since i've been watching videos of them biting and people freaking way out. last night was the night though. it went just about how you'd imagine, full of screams and shakes and chills. but we did it, allison and i. i'm still scared of her, but she's real nice. she's happier now that she's been held, now i gotta go in to town and get her some crickets since it's not warm enough for me to hunt for them outside. everyones been asking what her name is to be. and one that i feel worthy enough hasn't come to me yet. i call her bug, cause i don't really like to think of her as a spider. but i like her more, and she likes me more too.

visitors are welcome.

revival

i know that the mcdonalds ceo has read my blog. about the fish. because i'm pretty sure they were almost at the point of extinction, knocked all the way down to number 11 on the menu, and guess what? now they have a DOUBLE fish fillet. it's gross, too much for me. also, the other day, on the radio some weird fish fillet jingle came on, gimme back my fillet-o-fish, gimme that fiiiish, i thought i was dreaming. but then i changed the station and it was on again!! sonic seems to have caught wind of it as well, because they now have a fish sandwich. this blog is good for something. props to gav and al. for being brave and eating one. they loved it by the way. and i loved it.

rude

i'm just really upset that since my fish fillet post that still not one of you, or anyone else, has had one with me or even expressed a desire to. gavin had one bite of mine. doesn't count. not cool you guys, not cool at all. pretty sad.