boat babes

i am going to tell you a story. but before i tell it keep in mind that me and cyd are fine, and we don't really plan on making things like this a regular occurrence.

so cyd texted me and said i called in sick to work, and i'm not sick. and so i said, what a coincidence i'm "sick" too! so off we went into the world of not work. after we got cyd some suspenders we ended up eating sandwiches (again) by the lake. we were playing on the boulders right by the loading dock for the boats when this jeep blasting nickelback rolled up, and two boys jumped out. one of them said to us "what are you ladies doing?" and we said "just playing with some sticks" and he said "oh, well you ladies wanna come out on the lake with us" and we said "yeah sure!" because the whole time playing on those rocks we hoped that we could go out on a boat with someone, i think we just chose the wrong someones. so cyd jumped in the boat with one, and i jumped in the jeep with the other to launch the boat. i did have to move aside some cigarettes and chewin tobacco so i could sit down, and the nickelback started booming again. this is when i realized that it didn't seem like such a good idea, and then the boy said to me, "i'm cooney, and out in the boat that's dodge" and that's when i knew it wasn't a good idea, i had to hold back a laugh and could barely manage an "alright cool". i finally joined cyd in the boat and we were off into the lake. meanwhile cooney was saying things like "i didn't see a wedding ring on your finger" "you ladies smoke? do ya smoke weed?" "you ladies makin fun of my tiny baby toe? i'd rather have a little baby toe than a long ass thumb" "let's take our boat babes over there" "if we start drivin a little crazy it's cause we stopped on the way and ........ (then he said some words that were not understood by me or cyd) " "yeah i had a friend with a sister named cyd and she was hot too" "let's take our boat babes here". finally after an hour of cooney's seriously stoned voice and trying to pay all our attention to their dog instead of them, the dock was in sight and all the thoughts of what could happen to us out on the lake with cooney and dodge went away. cooney ended the conversation with words about how we don't drink or smoke and how hard in was to find people like that here, we just wondered "in utah county?"we made it to the dock and jumped off the boat. we thanked them for the ride and hurried off to my car but then we realized cooney was following us. he started explaining how they take a few boats out on the lake a couple times and how much fun it was and if we'd be interested in joining so cyd gave him a fake number and that was the end of it. i don't think i'll wear my monster truck shirt for a while, it doesn't seem to attract the best sorts of company.

we finished the day with some bb gun shootin and some cracker barrel eatin and some supernintendo playin. all in all i'd say it was a pretty hoodrat day. and we live to tell the tale of cooney and doge

n stuff

so one day i was like oh, i will go get a sandwich and to the park and for a picnic. so then i had my picnic at the park, and then i was like this is nice, so i climbed this tree there, and then i read some about a boy named harry who is actually a wizard and he goes to a school called hogwarts up in the tree, but then i felt bad cause i took this birds spot so then i was like, well i should go to the ruins? so i got in my car. and the unthinkable happened. i said no, i should actually go to work. so i went to work, and worked at a lightening pace, and knocked out almost my whole pile of stuff that has been haunting me, i was amazed, and i loved it! i was proud. then i was like, ok now it's friday and i should go to the ruins. so then i got a sandwich, and had a picnic at the ruins. and i explored some tunnels and stuff like that. i realized that i really like hanging out in the very back of my car. it's really fun, so i sat back thurr and shot some bb's at some stuff. then i climbed on my roof and read some more about that boy harry, then i went and climbed some more stuff to read some about harry, and then so on and so fourth. and there was a.....

i don't even care anymore, i'm going to bed. i want the taco amigo, i will go tomorrow probably. i don't even like sandwiches.

dig.

another thing that i would like to do, that has been on my mind quite a lot. is digging a hole

you think this is a dumb idea, but i know you've all read the book holes, right? well i really really want to dig that kind of hole. five feet deep, and five wide. i honestly have no idea how hard this would be, but people keep telling me i won't be able to do it. i don't know why, stanley did it. and so did that tiny kid. zero? he loved doing it. my dad told me i could, and my mom said she could find me more constructive things to be doing. but i feel like this is an experience that needs to be experienced. i mean, i loved that book. i owe it to... someone. i don't know who. but i know i for sure don't owe it to his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. something along those lines i think. i can't do it by myself, someone has to dig one with me, different holes of course, because those are the rules. i really don't want mr. sir to send me to that lady with the toxic finger nails. i also need someone to drive by and refill my water bottle, which will be a milk jug or something like that, and i'll need you to have some sunflower seeds that i can steal from you. i'll probably need some sort of filming going on. i have a feeling it should be documented.

i'm just not sure if i should do some working up to it, training if you will, or if i should just do it. i'm just really not sure how any of it is going to go. i think i feel like i'll be able to do it because i watch lost all the time and they are always digging like tons of holes and they can do it. so, if the cast of lost, and the characters in holes can do it, then so can i.

if anyone wants to play any of the parts, then just tell me. i have a feeling though that i might be pulling this off solo...

i'll let you know how it goes.

dont ask me for a title

i'm so bored, like all the time. like right now. like always. i'm so bored that i'd rather have a cinco de mayo siesta than a fiesta.

gavin, you can come back now.