boat babes

i am going to tell you a story. but before i tell it keep in mind that me and cyd are fine, and we don't really plan on making things like this a regular occurrence.

so cyd texted me and said i called in sick to work, and i'm not sick. and so i said, what a coincidence i'm "sick" too! so off we went into the world of not work. after we got cyd some suspenders we ended up eating sandwiches (again) by the lake. we were playing on the boulders right by the loading dock for the boats when this jeep blasting nickelback rolled up, and two boys jumped out. one of them said to us "what are you ladies doing?" and we said "just playing with some sticks" and he said "oh, well you ladies wanna come out on the lake with us" and we said "yeah sure!" because the whole time playing on those rocks we hoped that we could go out on a boat with someone, i think we just chose the wrong someones. so cyd jumped in the boat with one, and i jumped in the jeep with the other to launch the boat. i did have to move aside some cigarettes and chewin tobacco so i could sit down, and the nickelback started booming again. this is when i realized that it didn't seem like such a good idea, and then the boy said to me, "i'm cooney, and out in the boat that's dodge" and that's when i knew it wasn't a good idea, i had to hold back a laugh and could barely manage an "alright cool". i finally joined cyd in the boat and we were off into the lake. meanwhile cooney was saying things like "i didn't see a wedding ring on your finger" "you ladies smoke? do ya smoke weed?" "you ladies makin fun of my tiny baby toe? i'd rather have a little baby toe than a long ass thumb" "let's take our boat babes over there" "if we start drivin a little crazy it's cause we stopped on the way and ........ (then he said some words that were not understood by me or cyd) " "yeah i had a friend with a sister named cyd and she was hot too" "let's take our boat babes here". finally after an hour of cooney's seriously stoned voice and trying to pay all our attention to their dog instead of them, the dock was in sight and all the thoughts of what could happen to us out on the lake with cooney and dodge went away. cooney ended the conversation with words about how we don't drink or smoke and how hard in was to find people like that here, we just wondered "in utah county?"we made it to the dock and jumped off the boat. we thanked them for the ride and hurried off to my car but then we realized cooney was following us. he started explaining how they take a few boats out on the lake a couple times and how much fun it was and if we'd be interested in joining so cyd gave him a fake number and that was the end of it. i don't think i'll wear my monster truck shirt for a while, it doesn't seem to attract the best sorts of company.

we finished the day with some bb gun shootin and some cracker barrel eatin and some supernintendo playin. all in all i'd say it was a pretty hoodrat day. and we live to tell the tale of cooney and doge