this is an outrage

of course they kept them, they MADE them!!!!

you know that damn saying? happy as a clam. what the hell. that is not true at all. does anyone know anything about clams? about how they spend their whole lives building one of the coolest things-- a pearl. all for people who learned how to hold their breath long enough to dive down and steal them. i would like all of you to think something. think of putting all your efforts into building the best masterpiece ever, and then think of a man prying through the door, wearing goggles, and snatching it. if i ever hear anyone say that in my company. best believe i'll make you regret it. also if anyone tries to tell me clams don't have feelings or a brain, no speaking terms. oh and by the way, clams can change their gender once in their lifetime.

while i am on the topic of things pertaining to water, i would like to tell you about my brush with death i had the other day. those faint of heart, discontinue reading.... now, and try this instead. or this. this may do the trick. actually, i'm just gonna leave you with that. screw the story, me and cyd tipped my canoe in a tiny tunnel in super cold super fast water.

:) <---- click.